billthekirk musings

 This was the other diddy I got in trouble for in the International operations department of the bank I worked for back in 11/1999.  LOL.  Again, I thought this was funny.  And quite creative. A Song for the Paper Warriors To the tune of “Merry Old Land of Oz”, by Kirk Harrington   File away here File away there And a couple of la dee dah’s That’s how we pass the day away In our merry old paper job !   Bending here Bending there Open and Shut the drawers Ouch!   I got a paper cut… In my merry old paper job !   Staple Staple Staple Rip Rip Rip Tear Tear Tear Tear Tear Oh the wonderful sounds we make (BIG FINISH) In our merry old paper job !  

 This is the poem that got me in trouble in the International operations department of a bank I used to work for.  I remember sitting there with my manager and the HR lady asked me..."Do you find this funny?"  And I said "Yes".  LOL. first written 11/1999 The Office Workout, by Kir k To the theme of the “Hokey Pokey !”   You put your white copy here You put your yellow there You put your pink in the trash And you staple here and there You do the office workout and You’re still not done… That’s what it’s all about   You put your cover letter here And you put your draft behind You put your invoice in Then ship doc’s next in line You do the office workout and You’ve only just begun… That’s what it’s all about !   You check your expiry date You check your shipping date You check your cover letter date And you notice something’s late You do your office workout And there’s more to check… That’s what it’s all ...