A Song for the Paper Warriors

 This was the other diddy I got in trouble for in the International operations department of the bank I worked for back in 11/1999.  LOL.  Again, I thought this was funny.  And quite creative.


A Song for the Paper Warriors

To the tune of “Merry Old Land of Oz”, by Kirk Harrington

 

File away here

File away there

And a couple of la dee dah’s

That’s how we pass the day away

In our merry old paper job !

 

Bending here

Bending there

Open and Shut the drawers

Ouch!  I got a paper cut…

In my merry old paper job !

 

Staple Staple Staple

Rip Rip Rip

Tear Tear Tear Tear Tear

Oh the wonderful sounds we make

(BIG FINISH)

In our merry old paper job !

 


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